The balance in the Senate approaching the 2012 Presidential elections will have swung slightly back in favor of the Republicans. As a result, there will be 48 Democratic Senators running for President.
The Republican Party will have a choice between two candidates. One will have excellent leadership skills, a proven track record, and charisma to spare, but may have had marital problems 40 years ago. The other will be squeaky clean, and totally unelectible. The GOP will select the second candidate.
The Libertarian Party will start to gather steam, achieving a record of 2% of the popular vote. Many Democrats will later complain because they saw “Libertarian” on the poster and couldn’t tell that from “Liberal.”
The Electoral College will be replaced just in time for the election by a new system – monkeys with typewriters. Whichever candidates initials are typed first by three different monkeys will be the winner. Most of the population will see this as an improvement over the current system.
Remember, you read it here first.
Unless you read it somewhere else.
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