me

I am a father of two, and husband of one. I lean toward the right because I’ve never seen a tax that didn’t hurt the people it was supposed to help, but I am personally compassionate. In fact, since we started putting away jars of fruit each year, I now label some of them “compassionate preservatives.” I know, “preserves” is the right word; but a geek’s gotta have a little fun. I like long walks on short piers, and my biggest turn-ons are power tools and … well, I guess power tools is about it. Next show is at 11, folks. Try the veal.